JOKES

There's these three friends named Shutup, Manners, and Poo. They were having a movie party. Manners and poo were already at the movie and were waiting for Shutup, well he started speedin when a cop pulled him over and the cop said "Son, what is your name" he replies "Shutup" "Whats your name" "Shutup" whats your name" "shutup" wheres your manners!? "over there watching a movie with Poo.



A cowboy rides his horse up to a bar.All the customers gawked as the cowboy kissed his horse on the bum before coming in and asking for a drink.The bartender serves him and asks, "Mind if I ask why'd ya kiss your horse on the bum?"The cowboy says, "It's 'cause I got chapped lips."The bartender asks, "Does manure help them heal?"Cowboy replies, "No, but it keeps me from licking them."